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 Waking up in hostels having an erection??

    
PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:12 am Reply to Message Reply with quote

Quality...

Well, I guess being in a hostels with only the lads I would probably just pole vault my way to the toilet... I just did that this morning...
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:39 am Reply to Message Reply with quote

we had to wait almost 45 minutes a few days ago for my friend to get out of bed... turned out he was waiting for his stiffie to die down (yes, i just did use the word stiffie)
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:28 pm Reply to Message Reply with quote

I dun think I will wait 45 mins.. .I will jus get out and show everyone what I got!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 3, 2009 7:18 pm Reply to Message Reply with quote

check this out.

http://www.armory.com/~rstevew/Sex/HowTo.htm

Scarily clever!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 3, 2009 7:23 pm Reply to Message Reply with quote

great init
i think he desrves a book token or something for being so creative.

i just googled diy vagina loads of ppl making fannys.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 3, 2009 8:03 pm Reply to Message Reply with quote

lol! In my job I have to work with model vaginas, which have been moulded around a real woman and have the same consistency. They cost about £3000 though so don't get any ideas lol! And I'm the one who usually has to explain to customs why its in my luggage when we take them abroad...
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 4, 2009 12:00 pm Reply to Message Reply with quote

I have to work with model vaginas, which have been moulded around a real woman and have the same consistency. They cost about £3000 though so don't get any ideas lol! And I'm the one who usually has to explain to customs why its in my luggage when we take them abroad...


That has got to be a joke! Do you have to test them out too? Ha ha ha ha! £3,000? Is it worth it?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 4, 2009 12:44 pm Reply to Message Reply with quote


That has got to be a joke! Do you have to test them out too? Ha ha ha ha! £3,000? Is it worth it?


Of course it's worth it.

It offers everything you do, and doesn't whinge when you change the channel to Ford Super Sunday.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 4, 2009 1:26 pm Reply to Message Reply with quote

Of course it's worth it.

It offers everything you do, and doesn't whinge when you change the channel to Ford Super Sunday.


Now there's a chat up line.

"Arite Darlin' you come here often? The barman won't turn on the fuckin footy and my penetration station XK2000 is starting to get mouldy so i figured i'd talk to you"

I'll let you all know how i get on using it
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 4, 2009 2:35 pm Reply to Message Reply with quote

You must be loving it..
Having some a nice job.. hahaa..
Who actually tested them? You can't built a model and not test them right?
I am curious... haaaa...
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 4, 2009 3:03 pm Reply to Message Reply with quote

Of course it's worth it.

It offers everything you do, and doesn't whinge when you change the channel to Ford Super Sunday.


Oh please. Our mouths do more than just whinge. Argument Over.

Thank you.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 4, 2009 5:26 pm Reply to Message Reply with quote

You must be loving it..
Having some a nice job.. hahaa..
Who actually tested them? You can't built a model and not test them right?
I am curious... haaaa...


No its for obstetric care training, sticking model babies through and training doctors and midwives in developing countries how to deliver safely!

Nothing as exciting as your imagine, though I get to travel a lot which is a bonus.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 5, 2009 10:08 am Reply to Message Reply with quote

No its for obstetric care training, sticking model babies through and training doctors and midwives in developing countries how to deliver safely!

Nothing as exciting as your imagine, though I get to travel a lot which is a bonus.


Wow, that sounds so worthy. You could be saving babies lives just by demonstrating how to safely deliver them!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 5, 2009 11:14 am Reply to Message Reply with quote



Oh please. Our mouths do more than just whinge. Argument Over.



Yeah. Not often enough though.

That happens for about a year at best. The whingeing goes on for a fucking lifetime.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 6, 2009 10:27 am Reply to Message Reply with quote


Yeah. Not often enough though.

That happens for about a year at best. The whingeing goes on for a fucking lifetime.



Game. Set. Match.
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